the black pearl?

this trick never gets old.

epson trails

WHOSE THIS JESUS DUDE?

I’M HAVING A HARD TIME WRITING TODAY… FIDS IS 40, HE JUST RELEARNED BUS DRIVERS, RIDES FOR S&M, HE’S ON  SPRING BREAK EVERYDAY OF HIS LIFE, LIVES IN VAN OUTSIDE AT THE END OF THE STREET OF EPSON TRAILS WHERE HE CURRENTLY CALLS HOME, HAS 250 “JESUS HATES PUSSIES” STICKERS, JUST GOT VOTED ON AS A WILD CARD SPOT FOR “THE OAKLEY NATIONAL TRAILS CHAIMPIONSHIP”, TAKES SHOWERS IN BUCKETS, LOVES DANKO JONES, THINKS HE’S A PIRATE, HAS 37 SKULL TATTOOS, HAD 2 HIP REPLACEMENTS, HE’S FROM PENZANCE, LOVES CATS,  WORKS IN MR. BEANS NEIGHBORHOOD,  LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME SINCE WHEN I MET HIM  12 YEARS AGO, LOVES GRINDR, AND IN THE PAST FOUR MONTHS  PAID CASH FOR A BRAND NEW STREET BOB. WELL, ITS BEEN ABOUT A MONTH AGO. APPARENTLY SOMEONE BACKED OVER IT OUTSIDE HIS WORK AND ACTUALLY HAD THE COURTESY TO PICK IT BACK UP FOR HIM. HAHAHA. OVER 7 GRAND WORTH OF DAMAGE AND SOMEHOW HAS A CHANCE TO WIN 10 GRAND IN SOME GOOFY HARLEY CUSTOM CONTEST THAT HE DIDN’T EVEN ENTER HIMSELF INTO… HA.  DAMN. TAKING THE GOOD WITH THE BAD I GUESS… YOU GOT 2 DAYS LEFT OF SUMMER SALE… THEN SHIT HITS THE FAN… I’M OFF TO INDIANA AGAIN… LUCKY ME. OH YEAH, YOURS TRULY HAS AN INTERVIEW ON CHOPCULT.COM, CHECK IT OUT… SAME OLE STORIES NOTHING NEW HERE… HA. CHECK IT OUT. THANKS DEVON DEHAM FOR THE PHOTOSHOOT… HA.

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