KICKIN IT WITH GRANDMA

TODAY I WAS SITTING AROUND THINKING OF HOW MANY FUCKED UP FRIENDS I HAVE. I’VE GOT A 6′7″ FOOT HALF KOREAN FRIEND THAT LOVES WEED AND DRIVES A RAV 4, I’VE GOT A 52 YEAR OLD PERUVIAN FRIEND THAT I WORK WITH AT UPS THAT I WENT TO PERU WITH AND VISITED HIS FAMILY, THERE IS ONE GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE EMMIT OTTER’S JUG BAND CHRISTMAS (OLD JIM HENSON CHRISTMAS SHOW), THEN I’VE GOT FRIENDS THAT LIKE TO DIG UP GRAVES TO GET THE SKULLS SO THEY CAN SELL THEM ON THE BLACK MARKET. WTF? THEN THIS GUY CAME ALONG… I WAS AT CELEBRATING MY 35TH A FEW WEEKS AGO, WHEN MY FRIENDS BROUGHT THEIR FRIEND. I WISH I COULD REMEMBER HIS NAME, BUT SOMEHOW WE ENDED UP TALKING ABOUT FUCKED UP PICTURES… NEEDLESS TO SAY HIS WEIRD PICTURES TOOK THE CAKE… I ASKED HIM TO SEND IT TO ME… WHY DOES THIS GUY LOOK EXACTLY LIKE KIM BAKER? SOME THINK ITS FUCKED UP, ME ON THE OTHER HAND THIS ITS THE BEST PICTURE I’VE EVER SEEN. WHEN I OPENED IT ON MY PHONE THE TITLE SAID, “KICKIN IT WITH GRANDMA”. THEN HE WENT ON TO TELL ME WHAT A BITCH HIS GRANDMA WAS… FUCKIN PRODUCT SOUTH LOUISVILLE… SPEAKING OF WEIRD FRIENDS… IF FIDS LIVED IN LOUISVILLE HE WOULD DEF BE FROM THE SOUTHEND. HA. THE NEXT PHOTO IS ONE FROM HIS VACTION… HA. MADE ME LAUGH… I CAN JUST PICTURE HIM TAKING THIS PHOTO… I KNOW IT SOUNDS GAY BUT HE WAS PROBABLY LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF…. BAD ASS. SORRY FOR THE LACK OF UPDATES, BEEN WORKIN 2 JOBS TRYING TO PAY INSURANCE ON A HOUSE… HA. IT SUCKS… IF YOU HAVEN’T HEARD IT YET WE’RE DISTROED BY SIDEWALL DISTRO AND THEY HAVE AN ONLINE STORE WHERE YOU CAN GET ALL OUR NEW SHIT…. CHECK IT OUT….

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