FUCK YOU MR. JACKSON

its kinda weird that world has somehow forgotten those little boys michael jackson slept next too… one thing i have not tolerence for is child molesters… i’m glad hes dead… katt williams said it best… “you got a white woman pork face.”

look at me gettin all opinionated and shit… ha. if you haven’t seen it yet check out the new issue of dig… its got all sorts of pictures of chester blacksmith and the rest of the gang… speaking of chester, he has no girlfriend or job, so now hes on the road… he will be visiting the louisville area in the next week or so… look the fuck out… man on a mission…. also check out the edit from that same trip…

SHITLUCK “COLD TOUR” from LELAND THURMAN on Vimeo.

WITH TRAMPS LIKE US, BABY WE WERE BORN TO RUN!!!

well, things have been hectic as usual… after my 2 week break from life, ronnie thurman having a quadruple bypass in memphis, and an extended austin texas visit i’m back in the saddle once again to carry on with my life… 2 weeks ago my vacation started at bonnaroo. if you’ve never been its the biggest concentration of crazy as bat shit white people in a hot field i’ve ever seen… grown men dressed in fairy suites and what ever drug the fits your fancy… had to come out of drug retirement for this one… and found out i’m offically too old for this shit. i think i might have event talked to snoop dogg, well sorta… hahaha. acts included beastie boys w/ nas, the boss, and yes he played santa clause is comin to town, david burns, high on fire, russian circles, yeah yeah yeahs, and yes, i’m embarrassed to admit it but i saw phish on mushrooms… it was nuts. after that i ended up in memphis recovering from a drug hangover and cheering on my father through his surgery… one bad ass motherfucker. then met up with barlow and corts and the veggie wagon in austin… stayed with fbm legend ryan corrigan, went fishing, hung out with capt. fun, aka chunk, aka john “shittiest name in the world” tileman, beat barlow’s ass in mini golf, went on a bike ride with a rocket scientist and a guy who was celebrating his mustache’s 1st birthday, met corts aussie girlfriend, kicked roscoe when taj wasn’t looking, barlow and i whooped taj’s ass, just kidding, saw tom and tina at empire, hung out with all the old crew, sandy carson, joe rich, taj, chase… god i love texas…. taj is having back surgery soon…. get well soon man… joe works at a juice bar and is in love, sandy has 3 cats, chase is nuts as usual, corrigan, well he’s still an asshole. good to see everyone… soooo many old stories came up… ha. good times… i got posion ivy on my feet and it feels good to sleep in my bed… in other news chester is home and on the war path…. hopefully is coming to visit for a while…. crazy bastard. love that dude…. marcas is the same… let the filming begin….
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REMEMBER THE TIME??

well finally and update… sorry about the slack its hard to update a webpage along with drywall work, roofing, and land scaping going on… well corts and barlow are off to the honey island swamp looking for the so called honey island swamp monster… for some odd reason i think if anyone can find it it would be those crazy bastards. the last i heard from them they were somewhere in alabama getting ready for a river rafting trip. haven’t heard too much from the others… cam has abeen trying to call me, chet gets back on the 20th, and metro has high blood pressure… oh yeah, and our favorite brown guy, buno, is back in louisville. fuck yeah. got a letting in the mail the other day from brother fids… wow. he’s bringing disgusting back. thanks for the porno man. as for things in the area, check out “fuck gas” memebers, gary bell and suzan edds, liberty art and tattoo parlor located in louisville on 3rd and M street. well thats all for today… have a great monday.

The benz is rollin’ on veggie and the first Dilatant Sieve Expedition is officially underway.  Mikey and Barlow are currently in Louisville awaiting departure for Birmingham for boat trips and hog hunts.  Then off to Honey Island swamp followed by a short stay in Austin.  Basically all that is planned at the moment.  We’ve had a little problem finding a transfer pump for the oil the first pump we bought from Harbor Freight blew up in the first 20 seconds.  We had to bite the bullet and order a legit one.  We will see you folks around.

THE ROOF, THE ROOF, THE ROOF IS ON FIRE

sorry for the lack of updates but we’ve taken 2 weeks of our lives and decided it would be a good idea to roof the shitluck house… hats off to all roofers… they are some bad motherfuckers. good news is the roof is done and we all have nice tans… marcas is shown playing with our new roofing nailer. on top of all this my dad just got out of heart surgery so that has put a damper on things… but he is doing good. tag has been in town helping with the roof job… a lot of motorcycle riding… no pics though. along with tag came from the south a man by the name of barlow… barlow has me up with other team mate mike corts, coverted the mecedes wagon and is now off on their first cross country adventure…. these guys are winging it so who knows where they will end up… ha. i’ll keep you posted of their wherebouts. a few trips in the works… maine is on the list and i will be running solo along side fbm on an up and coming gypsy tour then is off the nyc on the 20th for the fbm documentary… with cameos from all your favorite bmxers and personalities…. chester is alive and well in berlin… loving it. next stop for the giant ginger man is ireland… world traveler man…. ha. also congrads goes out to cameron “the cover master” wood for this months cover of bmx plus… damn…. that dudes gets all the covers…ha.

well, if you haven’t seen it or heard about it DIG issue 70 is out… and for fuck sake check it out… the poster of chester in it is one of the most insane thing i’ve ever seen… speaking of our giant red head i got a post card from him from spain and he’s complaining about how i forgot to send him a box… ha. damn. as for marcas, he ordered his passport the other day… look for him to be overseas soon… the dude is pumped on being stroked. as for the rest of the guys mike corts is still trapped in ohio, staying with his mom and dad waiting on parts for his veggie conversion, haven’t heard from bojangles lately but i did here there was a siting at the park the other day so he is on his bike… fuck yea joe… tag is in route on friday… we’re putting a dragon proof roof on the shitluck house… this should be interesting…. ha. wish us luck…. oh yeah, the etnies team was in town sunday… and old school team mate tony hamlin was in town… hes still a little bastard… fresh off roadfools and straight on an etnies trip… all tuckered out…

SNOWBLIND

if you haven’t seen it already heres some footage of cameron and his buddy matt b. doing an unusual new sport “snowbiking”. fucking outrageous. for you guys that don’t live in louisville its kentucky derby weekend… so that means every weirdo from here to timbucktoo will be here… so i’m getting the fuck out. bars are open til 6 am and its hard to get a seat at your favorite restaurant. i hate derby. but for those of you that are staying or coming to town theres a lot going on… friday derby eve theres a guilt (old school victory records band from louisville) and splitlip reunion show at headliners. should be the family reunion show of the year. on derby day common down to third a M street to the opening/artshow at gary bells and suzan eds, LIBERTY ART AND TATTOO PARLOR. we’ll be grilling out goat and all sorts of odd shit. marcas grubbs should be out filming for an up and coming web video… oh yeah, and shitlucks favorite camera dude (barlow) is in town waiting for his up and coming adventure cross country with mike corts… speaking of mike, hes currently in ohio hanging with is highlife drinking dad and working on his mercedes station wagon, converting it over to veggie power…. fuck yeah mike.

ONLY FAGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED LAWENCE

he’s sure in the hell ain’t no faggot and god forbid if he was a sailor… our man in the field chester blacksmith is alive and well deep in the heart of germany. he has recently returned from spain (barca) filming with our friends at we the people… graphics guy jimmy flaherty has moved into the shitluck house… and i have only seen him twice. heres a picture of him and his grandfather he brought me to hang in the western room… ha. better late that never… a lot of crap going on this weekend in the ville. it all starts tonight at around 6:30 with a critical mass ride and then its off to the movement/on your left cycles premier. tomorrow morning starts with the grudy run, a motorcycle ride that ends in the grundy general store in bardstown kentucky, then SXSE, the southends metal and punkrock showcase, then from there round up the evening with our favorite band from memphis, lucero, at headliners… maybe i’ll see you this weekend… hell, maybe i wont… a lot of drinking going on….

SXSE APRIL 24TH AND 25TH

So AUSTIN TEAXAS as their south by south end festival (SXSW). us guys of the southend of louisville have our own… SOUTH BY SOUTHEND (SXSE). if you’ve never ventured out this far (far? ha. thats what they all say) the south end of louisville is a rare breed of people, this end of town has been developing many characters in the local punk rock and metal scenes for quite a few years now and everyone from it has a bit of pride about it. from fairdale, to iroquois projects, to valley station to shivley. fern creekers need not apply.  shitluck will have a booth along with our fuck gas movement on that saturday… so get your dollars and get ready to buy a t-shirt… also that saturday night our boys from memphis, LUCERO are playing headliners… so i’m packin up around 11 and heading out to the show… can’t miss that shit. be there. 

YOU’LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT…

maybe not shoot your eye out… but if anyone can drink their eye out it would be our graphics guy jimmy flaherty… probably the toughest mother fucker i know. the dude has been to hell in back… i woke up to this photo on my desktop. i guess last night while i was at work jimmy had crawled in my kitchen window and drank a 40 of king cobra and hung out for a bit… i need to find a better security system the cats just not cuttin it. as for the premier flyers… the one of the owners “derek fetko” is releasing a video under his movement name with riding from some of the baddest mofo’s louisville has to offer including clips from our very own marcas grubbs and a few others…. check out the flyer for date’s at times…